"~C~" <christoo…@yahoo.c.o.m> wrote in message
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> My 2000 ZTS has a maddening rear left door rattle/squeak, which I have
> had looked at twice at the dealers. They just mumble something about
> humidity, spray on some silicone, pat me on my head (as though I am
> imagining this), and send me on my way.
> The noise occurs when hitting any small bump in the road. The door
> seams appear aligned evenly.
> It is a small nagging problem, but it makes the WHOLE CAR FEEL/SOUND
> CHEAP! Like a rattletrap. The front left door exhibited this same
> exact sound, but they adjusted something and fixed it.
My advice is to find a dealer really interested in making you happy.
Interested enough to take that door apart, tighten, adjust and lubricate,
and maybe even drive it with the interior door panel removed to try and find
the noisy culprit. I hope the car is under warranty, otherwise you may have
to pay for some labor to do this. Remember that any Ford dealer, including
Licoln/Mercury dealers in the US, can service your car under its warranty.
And LM dealers tend to have more upscale service departments, with a
snootier clientele. Find the LM service writer who gets along with the old
ladies that drive Grand Marquis and Navigator models, and make friends with
him. I have
a guy out here who will, with your permission, take your car home at night
and spend time finding noises and odd problems. He is worth his weight in
gold.